Saturday, August 30, 2014

Recycle Your Old CD’s – DVD’s

Artist's Pallet Shaped Business Cards

How to make an artist's paint pallet shaped business card from old CD (Compact Disk) and DVD (Digital Versatile Disc) and printing on them using a transfer technique.

There's no need to shop for expensive supplies, everyone must have a few unwanted CDs around the house, you will also need some acrylic paint, Pva glue, sand paper or small sander and tin snips or pruning shears.

These can be made in volume or one or two for display purposes only, they also make great gifts.

First of all, mark out the pallet shape on an old CD, positioning the existing hole as though this is the thumb hole on an artists paint pallet and mark out your shape with a marker pen.


Safety goggles should be worn.

Cuttung the CD Cut out the shape using tin snips, cutting across the line as straight as possible, this stage may need a bit of practice but it’s achievable.

Sanding.

Finished Sanding Use a palm sander to smooth and eradicate the sharp rough edge, and to further shape it, also use the sander to remove the CD’s coating – dust mask is required, and you should be in a vented area.

Some CD’s have a protruding lip around the hole, this is easily removed with a craft knife and sanding.

Coating.

Paint the CD with a PVA glue, and brush a generous coat of paint on, so it fills in the grooves around the hole, you may need a few coats — sanding in-between.

Hang up to dry.

Transfer technique.

Card examples Print out your logo, name, numbers or whatever you have designed, making sure that any text is printed in reverse.

There are two options: Paint the top coat on the pallet letting it dry then apply the transfers using a thin layer of PVA glue — PVA because this dries transparent or you can apply straight to the acrylic paint when it is wet.

Cut the paper as close to the content as possible, reducing the amount be be removed later.

Position your transfers face down, rubbing out any air bubbles, flattening. At this stage you need to be careful not to smudge the paint if you have allotted to go straight onto the acrylic.

If you are using an ink-jet printer, you will only have to wait about an hour or two for the PVA to dry and for the transfer to complete, otherwise let it set for a few hours, preferably over night.

Alternatively, you can use a heat gun or a hair dryer to speed up the drying time.

Next, spray the area with water using a spray bottle or dab a cloth into water really soak the surface well allowing the paper to absorb the water.

Now with the cloth or your finger, rub the wet paper off to reveal your transferred image — do this gently until all the pulp is removed.

This stage should be done with caution, and failure is usually due to not waiting for the paint or paper to fully dry and adhere.

Both sides can be done.

Varnished to finish.
 
 

Faux Crackle the Cheap way

Customise Your Home with Unique Furniture Pieces

Crackle is a perfect finish for transforming a shabby and boring piece of furniture into an aged rustic, distressed look and the impression that it is an heirloom.

Crackle is an easy faux finish to achieve and the technique can be applied to anything from doors, chairs, picture and mirror frames to Welsh dressers, cabinets, desks, and even kitchen units.
 
 

Getting Started

White board This is a way of achieving the crackle finish without the expense of Faux crackle paint systems.

Materials:

For practice purposes I recommend a piece of cardboard or cereal box cut to size or scrap piece of wood.

Acrylic paint. (Two colours)
Glue, all purpose wood glue “PVA glue” (polyvinyl acetate), In Spain Cola blanca from any Chino.
½" Paint brush.
Paint pallet
Gloves

Brush a white acrylic base coat to the board and allow to dry, then paint the PVA glue also covering the whole board.

For small spider web-like cracks lay it on thin and for thick wider cracks lay it on thick.

Wait for the glue to become tacky and then apply your top finish coat of Acrylic, this should be a darker colour so that the white will show through. Of course if you used a dark base coat then a lighter one would be used for the finish.
 
 

Finish

finished Now wait for the glue and the paint to dry, which depending on the temperature, should only take 2/3 hours.

Note: If you do not wait for the glue to become tacky it will have huge gaps, so it is best to wait for it to go tacky as it can be spread more even and you achieve a more subtle effect.

Equally waiting too late and letting the glue go off will not work either, but the point of this exercise is to practice and get the feel for the material, so you can save a lot of money when applying this to a piece of furniture.

This is the finish with various cracks and the darker back ground showing through or vise versa.

Once you have applied this to a piece of furniture, then simply spray a clear satin varnish which provides a hard durable finish and dries in minutes,

Friday, August 29, 2014

Food Bowls You Can Eat

Bread Bowls

I first tasted a bread bowl in east Berlin Germany in the 90's on the corner of a cold snowy street at an Imbiss or Schnellimbiss - fast food stand. People were standing in the street drinking and swapping stories of the day, the smell hit me as I walked past, I stopped and asked what smelled so good. A dark-eyed Turkish fella had a steaming pot on the go, he grinned grabbed a 9 inch baguette and poured in chicken and mushroom in a cream source. He wrapped a napkin around it, and smiled, a broad all-knowing, confident smile, that I was going to enjoy - wow factor immanent and he wasn't wrong.

I forked the ingredients and broke off the bread that had soaked up the sauce and reciprocated his smile.

This is not a new idea Ancient Rome and Greece used bread bowls. Englishmen in the middle ages called these 'trenchers' and used them as serving pieces, usually the bread's not eaten because it was week old left-overs and cast to the hounds after finishing.

Steak au Poivre Bread Bowl

French Pepper Steak with Brandy Cream Sauce

  • Prep Time:
  • Total Time:

Ingredients

  • one-inch thick rump steaks
  • 1 tablespoon mixed crushed peppercorns
  • 1 tablespoon butter
  • For the Sauce
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1 table spoon Brandy
  • 50ml/2 fl oz of stock
  • 150ml /1/2 PT cream
  • 1 table spoon English mustard
  • Salt to taste

Instructions

  1. Cut the steak into thin lengths.
  2. Using your fingers coat the steaks with the ground pepper.
  3. Warm a frying pan and add the butter, olive oil and steak.
  4. Cook for 4 minutes on one side, then flip and cook for 4 more minutes on the other side
  5. Season the steaks with salt to your taste.
  6. Drain off the liquid from the pan except for a teaspoon full leaving any sediment and replace on the heat.
  7. Pour in the Brandy bring to a boil, scraping the bottom of the pan with a wooden spatula to incorporate all the sediment.
  8. Add the cream and mustard and stir until thick and bubbling, season with salt to your taste.
  9. Pour into the bread bowl.
 SAUTÉ
Cook or brown in a pan containing a small quantity of butter or oil
PAN-FRY
 
 

Tomato bowls - stuff tomatoes.

I first tried this dish in Honfleur Normandy France D-day celebrations with American Jeeps parading down the street, what an amazing place in the summer, one word of warning don’t ask for garlic.
I thought the waiter winced at my French pronunciation but the mere mention of garlic in the stuffed tomatoes was the course of his expletive explosion and a sausage finger pointing me to Paris.
So I admit the only thing to this dish I have changed is the addition of garlic because I think it is better with and when I cook it, I use a bulb but you can omit if you want because it rocks either way.

Ingredients

  • 4 steak tomatoes
  • White Stilton cheese
  • Two Garlic cloves
  • ½ cup Bread crumbs
  • 1 Red pepper
  • 4 Mushrooms
  • Onion
  • Herbes de Provence
  • Salt and black pepper

Instructions

  1. Cut off the top of the tomatoes large enough so that you will be able to stuff ingredients into them without ripping it. Slice thin off the bottoms so they can stand. Hollow out and remove the insides of the tomato. The filling depends on if you are going to eat it raw or cooked.
  2. Peel the Garlic cloves and mince in a crusher.
  3. De-seed the pepper and finely chop along with the onion and mushrooms place in a bowl and add salt and pepper to taste and sprinkle on the Herbes de Provence alternative (fennel, basil, thyme) now add the bread crumbs
  4. Place the Stilton into a frying pan adding olive oil or a noggin of butter, heat until the cheese liquefies then add the above ingredients constantly staring for a few minutes.
  5. Spoon the filling into the tomatoes to the top and drizzles a little olive oil.
  6. Pre-heat the oven to 200°C
  7. Place the tomatoes in the oven for 10 minutes lightly brown and serve warm.
  8. This is also a great combination for stuffed peppers swap the tomatoes for peppers.
  9. Try this cold by adding tuna, cold meats and various cheeses. pasta with sauce chicken and vegetables. You could fill several tomatoes with different dips, dressing, or salsas.

Sopa do Mar no Pão - Sea Soup in Bread

This is a Portuguese bread bowl

 
Large bread loaf, hollowed out and filled with a delicious seafood soup.

Ingredients

  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 2 garlic cloves crushed
  • 1 small onion chopped
  • 1 bulb fennel coarsely chopped
  • 300 ml of white wine
  • 900 ml of fish stock
  • 125 g of shells - clams
  • 450 g skinless sea bass fillets cut into cubes
  • 2 tomatoes peeled and deseeded
  • 1 tablespoon of corn flour
  • 120 g shrimp peeled and cooked
  • 2 tablespoons cream
  • 2 tablespoons chopped parsley
  • Salt and pepper

Instructions

  1. Heat the oil in a pan add the garlic and chopped onion fry for 5 minutes until soft
  2. Stair in the wine and fish stock, bring to the boil and add in the fennel
  3. Turned down the heat to a simmer and add the fish cubes, clams and tomatoes
  4. Add two tablespoons of water and the flour raising the heat and starring constantly now add the shrimp and cook for a further minute and stair in the cream and parsley.
  5. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
  6. Now pour in to the bread bowl and serve.
AND NOW FOR A COOL DESSERT

Iced bowls and fruits in Jelly

You will need:

A large bowl
Small bowl
Sliced raspberries and kiwi fruits
Water

Put the sliced raspberries and kiwi fruit along the side of the bowl lining it and on the bottom.

Place the second smaller bowl inside the larger one and fill the gap between each bowl with water weighing down the smaller bowl if it floats also with water, you want an even gap all the way around.

Place into the freezer. Once frozen remove the small bowl and then the now ice bowl place this on a flat plate and serve a dessert or ice cream.

Fruits in Jelly
  • Serves: 6
  • Prep Time:
  • Total Time:

Ingredients

  • 1 tin of strawberries
  • 1 tin of mandarins
  • 1 table spoon of gelatine

Instructions

  1. Drain the strawberries and mandarins keeping the syrup in separate bowls and Sprinkle on ½ table spoon of gelatine over each syrup bowl.
  2. Dissolve using a double boiler (by placing the bowls into water simmering in a large pan) and cool.
  3. Place individual fruits in ice-cube trays or small metal or chocolate moulds. Top up each one with its own syrup and place in the fridge to chill until set solid
  4. Place the moulds in hot water and ease out with a knife.
  5. Place on the ice bowls and decorate with a mint sprig.
  6. Note:
  7. Any tinned fruit are suitable as long as they are in syrup fruits in natural juices cloud the jelly.
ADD DELICIOUS ICE CREAM TO THE FRUITS



Top Ten Dogs For Men

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Man's Best Friend

To refer to a dog as a man dog, is just to suggest that these breeds of dogs would be more suited to some male lifestyles than other dogs.

I didn't really think of myself as a dog person, not until I got what is referred to as a man dog. Growing up, my parents had three Yorkshire terriers and even though they were fun when I was a younger child, as I became a teenager I had no interest or patience for the terriers, they become more of an annoyance, especially having to clean up after them, as they would be in doors for long periods of time alone, away from humans at least.

A couple of years ago my wife came home with a puppy, you could hear the commotion as she rushed up the path with our daughter. She walked in the door and thrust the most sorrowful looking hound I'd ever seen in front of me. The dog's head was the same size as her body and her ears seemed to touch the floor, she shaking and scared, after seeing her stood there like she was alone in the world. The question ?can we keep her' was rhetorical. Lucky for me she grew into a man dog, a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Which was just as well, to keep her company, the rationale; we adopted another dog, a rat-esque Heinz 57, named Roxey.

They say that you can tell a lot about a person from the car they drive, the books they read, the company they keep and their choice of dog. Is there a relevance to a man's choice of hound for his BFF and what type of personality he has.

Here are my top ten breeds, historically favoured by men that suit certain lifestyles. I would suggest as a potential partner his lifestyle choices should be scrutinised not his embarras de choix; or four legged friend, if you want to know something about his persona.
 
 

Rhodesian Ridgeback

African Lion Hound

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ridgeback_sitting.jpg Referred to as Lion fighters, named so because Lions were afraid of them as they were used to keep the lions at bay until the hunters arrived on the scene, they were also used to hunt other big game and are said to be fierce enough to kill a baboon on their own.

Kennel comment: these Dogs don’t need much exercise but of course they benefit from it according to the dog whisperer, exercise seems to be the key to most dog problems.

I have one of these hounds, okay with a whiff of boxer in her, she stays close to the house, buries bones and then digs them up to check it’s still there, guards it for hours and then decides to eat it. which is good on a Sunday when you Just want to chill and have no attention seeking hound dogging you for love.

More Information on the Ridgeback

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Rhodesian Ridgeback

Bull Terrier and Miniatura

Pit Bull

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bull_terier_i_bull_terier_miniatura_d46.jpg English Bull Terrier also known as the Bull Terrier, Pit Bull, American Pit Bull they have a pointed nose and beady triangle-shaped eyes.

I couldn't mention the Pit Bull without visiting the phrase: ‘It's not how big the dog is in the fight, it's how big the fight is in the dog.’

For its size ratio, Bull terriers are the ultimate power packer, solid muscle dogs. They can also be stubborn and comical. The Bull terrier has had a bad rap for a long time because certain previous owners chose to train them, torment them and brutalise them in the name of toughening them up. Which, inevitable made them vicious. If any dog is treated this way the same effect would happen.

On the flip side if these dogs are treated right, with some affection, the dog will reciprocate. Bull terriers are best integrated with other dogs from an early age because they do have a natural protective nature, which can become fierce.

More Information on the Bull Terrier

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Man's Best Friend

To refer to a dog as a man dog, is just to suggest that these breeds of dogs would be more suited to some male lifestyles than other dogs.

I didn't really think of myself as a dog person, not until I got what is referred to as a man dog. Growing up, my parents had three Yorkshire terriers and even though they were fun when I was a younger child, as I became a teenager I had no interest or patience for the terriers, they become more of an annoyance, especially having to clean up after them, as they would be in doors for long periods of time alone, away from humans at least.

A couple of years ago my wife came home with a puppy, you could hear the commotion as she rushed up the path with our daughter. She walked in the door and thrust the most sorrowful looking hound I'd ever seen in front of me. The dog's head was the same size as her body and her ears seemed to touch the floor, she shaking and scared, after seeing her stood there like she was alone in the world. The question ?can we keep her' was rhetorical. Lucky for me she grew into a man dog, a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Which was just as well, to keep her company, the rationale; we adopted another dog, a rat-esque Heinz 57, named Roxey.

They say that you can tell a lot about a person from the car they drive, the books they read, the company they keep and their choice of dog. Is there a relevance to a man's choice of hound for his BFF and what type of personality he has.

Here are my top ten breeds, historically favoured by men that suit certain lifestyles. I would suggest as a potential partner his lifestyle choices should be scrutinised not his embarras de choix; or four legged friend, if you want to know something about his persona.

Rhodesian Ridgeback

African Lion Hound

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ridgeback_sitting.jpg Referred to as Lion fighters, named so because Lions were afraid of them as they were used to keep the lions at bay until the hunters arrived on the scene, they were also used to hunt other big game and are said to be fierce enough to kill a baboon on their own.

Kennel comment: these Dogs don’t need much exercise but of course they benefit from it according to the dog whisperer, exercise seems to be the key to most dog problems.

I have one of these hounds, okay with a whiff of boxer in her, she stays close to the house, buries bones and then digs them up to check it’s still there, guards it for hours and then decides to eat it. which is good on a Sunday when you Just want to chill and have no attention seeking hound dogging you for love.

More Information on the Ridgeback

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Rhodesian Ridgeback

Bull Terrier and Miniatura

Pit Bull

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bull_terier_i_bull_terier_miniatura_d46.jpg English Bull Terrier also known as the Bull Terrier, Pit Bull, American Pit Bull they have a pointed nose and beady triangle-shaped eyes.

I couldn't mention the Pit Bull without visiting the phrase: ‘It's not how big the dog is in the fight, it's how big the fight is in the dog.’

For its size ratio, Bull terriers are the ultimate power packer, solid muscle dogs. They can also be stubborn and comical. The Bull terrier has had a bad rap for a long time because certain previous owners chose to train them, torment them and brutalise them in the name of toughening them up. Which, inevitable made them vicious. If any dog is treated this way the same effect would happen.

On the flip side if these dogs are treated right, with some affection, the dog will reciprocate. Bull terriers are best integrated with other dogs from an early age because they do have a natural protective nature, which can become fierce.

More Information on the Bull Terrier

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Bull Terrier Brand

Doberman Pinscher

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Doberman_Pinscher_down.jpg Doberman Pinschers are used as guard and police dogs. The US Marines in WW2 trained them as attack dogs and the Germans soldiers referred to them as “Teufelshunde”, Devil Dogs, which they also referred to US marines as in the 1st world war, because of the high ferocity of their fighting. Now days these are extremely popular dogs in the USA and around the world and are well behaved pets.

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Greyhound

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Greyhound.crop..JPG On land, only a cheetah can accelerate faster over a short distance, greyhounds can reach average speeds of 43 mph. These dogs are said to be loyal and loving dogs and sensitive, they only need half hour exercise and can sleep for most of the day so these can be kept in apartments.

More Information on the Greyhound

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Greyhound Obstacle Race

Staffordshire Bull Terrier

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Staffordshire_Bull_Terrier_brindle_portrait.jpg Another dog that has had negative press in the past, but still remain a popular breed in the UK.
They can either take a lot of exercise or not, this muscular dog is intelligent and loyal. These dogs are closely related to the Bull Terrier and share its dog fighting ancestry; although these dogs are fearless they are a stable breed and can be affectionate, both with its human owners and other dogs.

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Red Staffordshire Bull

Jack Russell Terrier

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jack_Russell_catching_ball.jpg The Russel terrier or Jack Russel, came from an early 19th century dog breeder called Reverend John Russell. These dogs are said to be one of the most intelligent pure breed dogs and need a lot of attention and exercise. Suited for the more adventurous and physical owners.

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Weimaraner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tara_de_la_Legende_de_Faublas,_a_long-haired_female_Weimaraner_%282005%29.jpg Also a big game hunter, including bears, Weimaraner dogs make great companions but aren’t for slouches as they need walking several miles a day.

Weimaraner where originally used by Royalty for hunting large game, like Boar and Deer and are popular gun dogs. Their web feet make them great swimmers.

These dogs where bred in the early part of the 19th century and was a favourite of a German Duke whose court was in Weimar.

More Information on the Weimaraner

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Border Collie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chloeonly.jpg Border Collies are working dogs and were used to herd sheep and other livestock on the Anglo-Scottish border, hence the name. Collies are acrobatic and energetic and said to be the most intelligent dogs in the world, extremely focused and loyal.

These dogs need a lot of attention, so they would suit the more athletic and someone with spare time, or who can make time, like the unemployed or self-employed.

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Border Collie Puppies

German Shepherd

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:German_Shepherd_Dog_sitting_leash.jpg German Shepherd or Alsatian is originally from Germany as its name suggest and was used as a herding dog.

This dog is very popular and extremely obedient and protective of its owners, they are a favourite among the military and Police and the highest registered dog in the USA. These dogs, like most, can be trained to be an affectionate companion or a scary vicious dog. Which one, says a lot about the owner.

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Two German Shepherd Puppys

Dog Holding American Flag

I'll Be Your Dog

Bulldog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Clyde_The_Bulldog.jpg Bulldog also known as British Bulldog and variations like the American Bulldog and the French Bulldog. This is not a sporting dog, intolerant to heat and known for their stubbornness. They are ideal for indoors types and couch potatoes.

The Bulldog is a popular mascot dog in America, used by several Universities and is also synonymous with Sir Winston Churchill and representative of England. It is also the official mascot of the US Marine Corps.

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Dogs Playing Poker

C.M. Coolidge A Friend in Need Dogs Playing Poker Art Print Poster
C.M. Coolidge A…

20 in. x 16 in.
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Villajoyosa Costa Blanca Spain

Villajoyosa Costa Blanca one of the Best Places to Visit in Spain

People at certain stages in their lives, write lists of things to do before they hit decadal milestones. Taking part in a Spanish fiesta should be on one of those lists, no matter what their age group.

Picturesque bays, long sandy beaches, underlining rocky coastlines, overlooking crystal clear blue seas. The hinterland undulates slightly, revealing orange groves and verdant valleys. Its attraction doesn't stop there.

Villajoyosa is a coastal town located 32 km from Alicante on the N-332 coast road. It is considered the capital of the "Marina Baixa" and also known by the name "La Vila"

Top ten things to do in Villajoyosa

La Vila 1. Mores and Christians Fiesta “Desembarco.”

2. The central beach, coloured fisherman’s house and many bar/restaurants.

3. La Vila Thursday Market.

4. The marina and club nautical

5. A stroll round the town center shops.

6. Watch the paella party in the main town part of the Moors & Christens fiesta.

7. Valor chocolate factory tour.

8. Picnic on El bon nou beach.

9. Visit the Hotel El Montiboli situated on La Caleta beach.

10. Walking or driving around the area and beaches, guaranteed to discover something new.

There’s a reason why Spain is one of the most popular destinations for flip flopping holidaymakers looking to Europe for their annual family break.

The Mediterranean lifestyle is enviable along with the Spanish sun and mild climate, and the local people’s hospitable and agreeable attitudes toward foreigners. Spain also has a fair share of culture with its monuments, historical treasures and Arts.

Villajoyosa, Costa Blanca.

Villajoyosa, Costa Blanca, Valencia, Spain, Europe 

 

Cove Near Benidorm

Moors and Christians Fiesta

Desembarco If you are walking around the seafront or the town centre of Villajoyosa in June you may notice that most of the men are wearing ducktails, short boxed, French folks, and the Old Dutch. I’m referring to their beards. It’s that time of year for their annual beard growth, as they prepare for this year’s Moors and Christians fiesta.
Spain is a country of festivals, one of the most popular is the Moors and Christians fiesta celebrated in several parts of Spain, and has been running for over 250 years.

Villajoyosa (whose name means ‘joyful town’) adds an extra special treat being on the coast. It stages a mock naval battle ‘Desembarco’ over thirty ships take to the sea and commemorates with a re-enactment of a time in 1538, when a fleet of Berber pirates led by Zale-Arraez tried to attack the town. It is said that in the midst of battle Santa Marta miraculously appeared summoning a great storm and swelling the river Amadoria, washing away the enemy fleet. For this she was made the Patron Saint.

For seven days the whole town participates in this fiesta with events and parades every day. Most of the shops, including banks are close during this week.

There is also a Paella making competition held in the street, various peñas (social clubs) compete for pride and prestige. Free drinks and hats are given out and the peñas usually end up throwing water on each other, all in the name of fun and welcomed in the soaring heat.
Although tourists are attracted to this fiesta it is still very much, first and foremost a fiesta that the town’s people celebrate and take part in as a tradition close to their hearts.

Villajoyosa is protected by a natural barrier the peaks of the Puig Campana and sierras of Aitana sheltering the region from harsh northern winds, making the temperatures pleasant all year round.
 
 
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Fishing Town

La vila guitar Other places of interest in Villajoyosa include the multi-coloured fisherman’s houses, painted in bright pastel colours, a tradition that has been upheld, originally so they could be spotted from far out at sea.

There are hundreds of ways to prepare rice, combining fish and shellfish with vegetables, and La Vila has so many great fish restaurants with fresh fish on the menu, caught by local fisherman. A gastronomic fiesta is held each year placing a high enthuses on its local cuisine, promoting local foods and tapas.

It doesn’t stop there, a variety of diverse restaurants from all over the world, including Chinese and Pizzerias are dotted around the town. El Guitarra on the beach front, alluring amongst the coloured houses, has a Spanish and Northern European menu, and a great atmosphere, dinning al fresco with live music — definitely a recommend.

A perfect place for a stroll and to soak in some of the town’s ancient history is in the old walled town with its 16th Century Gothic Church and the bridge over the Rio Amadoria built in 1859.
Once across the bridge you can head 500 meters out of the main village towards El Paraiso. You will find more restaurants and bars and a beach PLAYA PARAÍSO with a camp/caravan site.

At 2 o’clock like most places in Spain, La Vila shuts down for lunch and siesta. Only the Cicadas and the noisy bars can be herd.

Nightlife

Valor Along the seafront the bar/restaurants are close together with outside seating, creating a fiesta atmosphere with the sound of laughter and music, and like the beaches are still busy until the early hours of the morning. In the summer months evening artisan market stalls flutter in the summer breeze selling anything from clothes, handmade jewellery, pâtés, cheeses and olives.

If it’s dancing you are after then it’s a disco you need, and there are a huge choice a few miles down the road in Benidorm.

I emphasis DISCO because La Villa has clubs, but they are pole-dancing brothels, drinks cost five times the usual cost and rates for other services are charged by the half hour and the hour — apparently, so I was told by the Postman.

Speaking of adult pleasure Villajoyosa has a chocolate factory that’s been manufacturing chocolate since 1881, their doors are open and welcome to visitors and you can visit the chocolate museum, and learn about the history of chocolate. They also have a chocolate shop in the center of town, serving drinks and ice creams.

Beaches of Villajoyosa

monti Boli My favourite beach is Playa Bon Nou a quiet rustic cove with fine white sand and pebbles. The water is clear and calm due to the beach being sheltered by cliffs. It has received the prestigious Blue Flag award assuring visitors of its quality, cleanliness and safety. Facilities include lifeguards, parking, toilets, disabled access, and a great Chiringuito (beach bar).

PLAYA CALA FONDA
Strong waves, this beach is the north of Villajoyosa with high cliffs, the bays are of small size and difficult to access, but beautiful.

PLAYA RACO CONILL
160 meters, rocks / gravel, moderate waves.

PLAYA EL TORRES
560 meters, gravel, sand and moderate waves. An ancient tower above. Torre de la Cruz and Saint Joseph, popularly known as the Tower of Hercules.

PLAYA ESTUDIANTES
140 meters, moderate waves, sand and gravel.

PLAYA CENTRO
1,380 meters, white sand. Disabled access to beach, close to the town center.

PLAYA EL TÍO ROIG
160 meters, moderate waves, sand gravel.

PLAYA CALA MALLAETA
210 meters, moderate waves, this has a spectacular coastal cliff.

PLAYA EL PARAIS
1,060 meters, gravel and sand. Moderate waves, blue flag, beach bar and disabled access to beach.

EL BON NOU
220 meters, moderate to weak waves, blue flag, beach bar and disabled access to beach.

PLAYA EL ASPARALLÓ
200 meters, moderate waves. The Asparalló beach is a stretch of coast at the foot of cliffs, inaccessible and clear waters.

PLAYA LA CALETA
160 meters, gravel, sand, calm waters, blue flag and disabled access to beach.

EL CHARCO / EL XARCÓ
580 meters, windy, rocks and gravel beach, an ancient watchtower above.

PLAYA CARRITXAR
1,890 meters. This beach is the end of the coastal boundary belonging to La Vila, with more than two miles of coastline and an abundance of attractive beaches.

Sunset Over the Waves of Costa Blanca

Sunset Over the Waves of Costa Blanca Near Denia, Valencia, Spain
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Sports and the Marina

villa La Villa has a rugby and football club and at the marina you can Jet Ski, kayak and scuba dive.

The Club Nautico de Villajoyosa at the marina will host the fourth edition of the Euro Challenge. Sea Kayak race with the participation of 20 different nations. This year there will be two competitions racing from La Vila through to the Isle of Benidorm and La Vila down to El Campello. Villajoyosa has also been named host of the Sea Kayaking Championship of Spain to be held on September 9 at Vilera Bay.
 
 

Humour

Is this you car sir?

cop cartoon The Spanish sense of humour is similar to that of the British but they have a darker lust for danger and bad things happening to people, that is why bull running is still so popular. Sexual endeavours are high on the list as well as poking fun at famous people and politicians.

So on that note I leave you with two, possibly useful sentences.

¿Tienes algo para matar a los mosquitos?

Have you got anything to kill the mosquitoes?

¿Dónde está el club más cercano?

Where is the nearest club?

Adios!